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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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