- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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