- Anti Joke

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.