- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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