Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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