Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What would u like to drink?

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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