- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A baby seal walks into a club.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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