- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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