- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A American seeking into mexico

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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