How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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andrew wagner

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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