A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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TELL

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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GOODBYE

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

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