Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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An anti-joke

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Get on the boat.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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