- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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