- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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