- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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