Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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