Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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