Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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The WPGA tour

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Sarah Palin.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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