- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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