I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What is the name of the car? What

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

i keep getting thumbs down...

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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