- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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