Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Immigration Laws

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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BIG MAC'S

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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