what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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