- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

I am quite mature.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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