Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Justin beiber..

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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