- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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