why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops