A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

White men's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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