What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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