- Anti Joke

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.