- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

He--Hey guys

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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