- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

the economy.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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