Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

sucks Syntax...

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How come anti jokes r funny

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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