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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's the difference between a duck?

identical jokes get different votes.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Barack Obama.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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