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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

There once was this guy and he fell down

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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