- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

breasts

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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