Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

So one time there was this woman learning...

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Poop.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Go away still nothing to see

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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