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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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