What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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