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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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