- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Joesph Triphook.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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