A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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i dont fisish anythi

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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knock knock Goodbye

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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