Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Click here to end the world.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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