- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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