- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

why is pie good. because it just is.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Poker face

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

An Asian person drove home safely.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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