How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Feminism.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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