- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Mogok Papiti.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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