- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Horse.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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