What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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WILLYS

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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