Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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PENIS lol

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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like if your cool

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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