Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Male leadership.

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