Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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