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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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