Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Knock knock come in.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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