- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

No soup for you!

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What has two legs? Half a cat

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