Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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