Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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