- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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