yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Jebron Lames.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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bologna

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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