- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

69.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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