Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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