- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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