So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Major League Soccer

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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