Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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