Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Iif your reading this ur gay

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

tim has no humor

I was watching Fox news.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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