- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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