- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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