- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Your sex life.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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