- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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