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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Your girlfriend.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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