yolo your orange looks orange

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What black and has children A black man

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

woman's rights

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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