- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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