Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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