Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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The Labour Party.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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An Asian with a big dick.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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