- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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