Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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