Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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