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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

I love alchohol!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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