what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

drew edminstin is a rat

A man walks into a bar. Ow

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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