How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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