- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

flavin's head

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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