- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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