WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Womans baksetball...

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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