- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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