- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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