What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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