- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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