Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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