- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Kys

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Knock knock It's open, come in

miha kako si?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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