- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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