A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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this website is a bad joke

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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