- Anti Joke

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

don't just stand there

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company